Memories of Mystery

Watching the new season of The Pick Up Artist was a trip down memory lane. It reminded me of when I first saw the show. I was so weirded out that I went on line to research him and see what the duck was up. That is when I found http://www.fastseduction.com/ (which, as the website will tell you, is the "center of the seduction universe" and your "get laid portal") where Mystery talks to aspiring Pick Up Artists (PUAs) and coaches them in the ways of seduction. Uh huh. Out of all the pearls of wisdom that Mystery imparts, this next conversation is my favorite. Not only my favorite conversation from that discussion board, but my favorite conversation ever.

Mystery: You won't be alone for more than five minutes once you approach your first set anyways. Gamer, I suggest you call them on their shit at some point. Demonstrate your alpha male characteristics.

Lego: How do you continue talking? I mean, group set dynamics are much different in a one one on one approach.

Mystery: Be a story-teller - THAT is the skill of the PUA. It isn'tSEDUCING; it's STORY-TELLING. It is my personal belief that SS patterns aren't as 'hypnotic' as they are 'entertaining' stories.

Wakeboarder: Sweet

Lego: Actually with the story stuff I SEE WHAT YOU MEAN. They just follow that lead.

Wakeboarder: Well, I need to stop being a sackless wonder and grow some fuckin' balls then! Hmm, story telling ...

Mystery: Here's an example. "Ever been camping? Well I was up in a forest up north and was hiking with some girlfriends of mine ... and we came along some trail and there was shit on the path. My friends were like, "haaaa someone shit in the woods" and I said, "lets get the fuck out of here like NOW." they thought I was just scared of shit and I said, "Girls, you don'tget it. This shit is still warm and its not human. It's bear shit. This is a big fucking bear. Look at the size of that turd."

Look at the size of that turd indeed. He is truly an excellent storyteller. That is an amazing story and I feel like we should all use it this weekend at the club and see if we pick up chicks. I think we just might.

Added: In case you don't have any idea what I am talking about (like Jill- sorry!), The Pick Up Artist is a show on Vh1 were dorky guys who are not good with women go and learn from Mystery how to be a "pick up artist." Each week they try to pick up girls, each week there is an elimination, and the last man standing wins the title of Pick Up Artist and gets to go around with Mystery. Good times.