"I was like, 'Whoa! That guy is smokin' BALLS tonight!'"

So said an excited little Brian Ly, a contestant on this season's The Pickup Artist, upon meeting "Mystery" for the first time. You know, little Brian, when I saw Mystery for the first time, what with his fuzzy shirts and caps, red lip tattoos, and obsession with makeup, I too had the feeling that he was smoking balls that night, if you get my drift.

Basically, I love this show. The stuff that comes out of Mystery's mouth is priceless. And please don't get me started on his wingman, Matador. PRICELESS I SAY. I fell in love with this show last season, mainly because I love all the dorky contestantswho want to be turned into pick-up artists. I don't want Mystery to change them! They are perfect as is, and if they can't pick up stangers in a club, to me that is just one more good quality that they have. But they seem to want to learn from Mystery, so that's their perogative. I just love hearing all his dumb shit advice and the secret language of acronyms he uses to talk about dating.