Monday, October 6, 2008

Daily Golden Girls

Dorothy's brother Phil has just passed away. Dorothy and Blanche are at the funeral, talking. They see a group of woman dressed in black and with their faces covered walking into the funeral.

Dorothy: I wonder who they are.

Blanche: You mean you don't know them?

Dorothy: No.

Blanche: Now this is awful.

Dorothy: What's awful?

Blanche: Well, isn't it obvious? Veiled, shapely creatures, unknown to the family, coming to say one last secret goodbye to their special friend.

Dorothy: You mean...?

Blanche: That's right. Sluts.

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