So, I have been trying to tell people that Hugh Heffner is married. Not like a lot or anything, butI have mentioned it to numerous people at one time or another. Or maybe that was just Jeff numerous times. Anyway, people always give me the "Oh, really" like they really think that I know nothing. Well, I take this as all the proof I need: Michael K agrees with me:
Holly's 28, so she is getting up there in age. "Puffin" only has a few years left, so why would he want to spend them with a wrinkly old bag like Holly? Besides, Hef is still married! Holly needs to find a sugar daddy that is actually available for marriage. Mini-Me perhaps?
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I was actually just thinking about this, Claire. I just read or saw on something tv and they said that he was still married to his last wife and I immediately thought of you because I remembered you saying something about that. Kendra, the young girlfriend, (I need you to know that I originally typed wrong girlfriend...Freudian) is also moving out of the mansion because she wants kids someday, too.
Holly moved out people....it's been confirmed....Michael K should be all over this shit.
Micheal K is all over it. Apparently two badly tanned 19 YEAR OLD TWINS are moving in. 19!!!! Serioulsy.
Yep, married! Also moving in the new bunch of ladies. I love how he's like, "Yeah, these new ones will probably become my girlfriends. Kendra will stop being my girlfriend when she moves out." It's like he doesn't even care to make it real. This shit is starting to remind me of the Hills.
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