Let's celebrate!

Break out the champagne and shit because those Brewers finally won! And they beat the Cubs! I cannot believe that they didn't find a way to duck it up, but there is it. Saw it with me own eyes. I haven't checked on the Mets and Phillys today, so I don't know what this does to the Wildcard, but it is so far past being about the Wildcard. This is about self respect, about being able to look yourself in the eye, about me not screaming "you dirty goddam scum sucking bums!" at the TV every night. So raise a glass to the Brewers tonight. Then, break the glass and use the jagged edge to threaten the Brewers with bodily harm if they don't win. They need the motivation!