Thursday, September 4, 2008

Stupid ducking piece of shit

MY COFFEE MAKER IS A PIECE OF CRAP!!!!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE GOOD ONE BECAUSE IT IS THE ONE THAT I BOUGHT TO REPLACE THE PIECE OF CRAP THAT WAS MY OLD COFFEE MAKER!!!! I am angry. And it is all my fault. This is a Haier brand coffee maker, and it sucks. I should have known better because the only reason I know of the brand is because the broke down cheap ass stupid refrigerator in our apartment that is constantly breaking is a Haier. These are not fine tuned machines. These are machines that were dropped on their heads as children. These are machines in the remedial classes at school.

I got this coffee maker probably 4 weeks ago, and the top already broke off. This is an important part of the coffee maker, because if there's no lid then, you know, all the water boils off and your machine might possibly yield you a little sludge or something. So I just sort of set it oon the top and press down. It takes FOREVER to make coffee, and it literally sounds like popcorn popping when it is brewing because it gets so hot that the boiling water just tries tp erupt everywhere. Nightmare!

4 comments:

Unknown said...

I am outraged.

You should be able to return that! Seriously, take it back and demand a new one...and if the store won't replace it, we start blogging horrible things about the store.

Seriously, I'm ready...tell me when to start typing.

mariahnotcarey said...

I am sorry. It was under my encouragement that you purchased that POS. I also think you should take it back - NOT NORMAL WEAR AND TEAR I SAY!!!

Claire said...

Yeah, I should return this reject machine! You guys have inspired me to try. I was worried that since I had used it for a month and can't find the reciept...but I bought it on my Macy's card, so they should be able to see that I bought it...

mariahnotcarey said...

Yes, at Gap we can look up transactions on credit cards. Macy's can do that to and take that defective devil machine back