So I go to the Sarah Palin Baby Name Generator (thanks Aunt Candy) to find out what my name would be if Sarah Palin were my mother. (Repress shudder.)
Guess what it would be?
Nam Guadalupe Palin!!!!
Now, first things first, I do not think that this is a name Sarah Palin would give. It's all filled with foreign mumbo jumbo! Nam? Not very patriotic is it? Who would name a baby after a war the U.S. lost? Only a commie, that is clear. Also, Guadalupe? What V.P. candidate would be naming a baby Guadalupe with the issue of immigration inflaming the passions of the masses? Whatever, that is not the point. The point is that THE BABY NAME GENERATOR KNOWS ME. It named me after my tatoo/obsession! Coolio.
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4 comments:
please refer to me only as:
Falter Locust Palin
I really am going to call you that and nothing else. But what should I call Trevor? Perhaps Rot Pipeline Palin? Yes.
I would have been Icepick Motor Palin...eww! And not at all related to my interests...
although I am thinking about getting a tatoo.
Just call me "Crutch Camp Palin". I think Crutch Camp is what we should name our retirement compound that we all live in.
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