Every year since she was married, on her anniversary, Blanche slips into her wedding dress. She has to go on a drastic diet to be able to fit into it this year. She's having a hard time sticking to her diet, and Sophia keeps bringing tempting food into the house to sabotage Blanche. But then Sophia seemingly has a change of heart.
Sophie (eating an eclair): Blanche, I've never weighed more than 100 pounds any day of my adult life. And because you're my friend I want to share with you that secret.
Blanche: Tell me Sophia.
Sophia (still eating): I was born that way. I can eat whatever I want and not get fat.
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oh thanks for such a lovely way to start the day, Claire. I've been stress eating the past two weeks...and I was "indulging" in beer and chips on a much too regular basis since April... ugh, those bitches who can just eat whatever! I don't believe it. They just do it in front of people at various times because they get pleasure out of torturing others, just like Sophia!
gotta love Sophia though...
Sophia is freaking hilarious!
Sophia is so funny, and this is one my fave lines she has. Her delivery is perfect, too. People who can eat whatever suck, but I believe that they will get fat one day, if we just pray really hard...
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