Disturbing!

Did you know that people write Golden Girls fan fiction? Well, they do. I am disturbed by this. More by the quality than anything. No one would ever ask Rose if she has the "brains of a scarecrow." They would just call her an idiot, hit her with a rolled up newspaper, and call it a day. Later, they would call Blanche a slut and eat a cheesecake. Hot damn, I should write this stuff!