Things you may not know about me.

I basically dislike Helen Mirren.

She's always saying stupid shit. Like, in one of her latest interviews, they're talking about what an amazing body she has. And instead of saying one of the many only-somewhat-annoying things that celebs say, (like, "I just try to be healthy!"), she instead says, "Bits of my body are all right, but bits of me are horrible...To be honest, anything from the waist down I don’t really like." Ahem.

And these comments are not the first time I've scratched my head and thought, "Bitch," as I've contemplated something she has said. Like 2 years ago when she made those comments about date rape, and how she guesses it might be rape, but shouldn't be expected to lead to prosecution. Then, a few months later, she talked about how defense attorneys would like females on a sexual assault jury because, basically, women hate other women.

What is made clear to me by all these comments is that she is the one who hates women.

I don't know where that Mirren woman is coming from, but if we're talking dames, give me Judi Dench any day of the week.