This is some Benjamin Button's shit!

Alright, I know that Kanye was talking about something else, but I love this phrase. To me it means anything unnatural. Anyway. So we know that this woman from California just had 8 babies. This is just more evidence, as we all know, that this is the end of days. In short, this is some Benjamin Button shit.

I don't like it when people mess with nature, and frankly I don't think that God likes it either. And so He punishes you. The lady from California did not have babies, she had a litter. There is something animalistic about having that many babies at once. Certainly it is not naturally human. Human’s normally have one child at a time and occasionally two. Having more than 3 children at once naturally is basically unheard of for humans and it's a crime against nature. You know, no big deal. The babies weigh between 1 pound, 8 ounces, and 3 pounds, 4 ounces. They probably looked like little rodent babies. Like animals. She is punished by having her house turned into a zoo. You know, I believe that people should be able to do whatever they want. I just believe that they should not want this.

Added: The lovely and talented Meredith F. Small, anthropologist at Cornell University, seems to agree that having octoplets is ducked up. She writes:

Eight kids at once. The mind boggles. The mind is also pretty creeped out by the thought of one tiny baby after another coming out of a woman as if she were a mouse. It's great those octuplets are here and healthy, but really, humans aren't designed to have litters.

Read her article here.