Technology Bites

So lately I have been having problems with technology.

First there is the computer issue, which is really cutting in on my blogging. Basically the problem boils down to I can't turn my computer on because everytime I do, this incredudly scary blue screen pops up, tells me my computer has experienced a serious error, and then shuts me down.

Then there was my phone. The speaker was broken and so I couldn't hear anything. Not people speaking on the other end, not my messages. So I go and they order me a new one and then when I go to pick it up, the Sprint guy pulls off the sticky plastic from the screen, and the damn screen came right off with it! So they had to order me a new one, which I have had for about a week. The screen is peeling off! The screen is peeling off!!!! I have to take it back.

Then, my iPod broke. So I take it back and it is still under warranty, so I get a new one. I get it home and open it, only there is no USB charger cord or headphones! I have to go back to the store again! What the duck.

I have always hated technology and it tries to get back at me. One of these daysI will have the last laugh when the apocolypse comes and we dont need that shit anymore. I will crush it under my heel and teach everyone a new technology hating way of life. I will make up technology-sucks legends and teach all the children, so that they will rebuild the world with nothing more advanced than the wheel.